Clinton Portis Gets Fried Chicken Treatment in Charlotte

If I told you that an ex-DMV athlete ordered Black Car service, and instead was greeted by an old lady in a 15-year old Honda Civic while housing a bucket of Fried Chicken, would you be surprised if it WEREN'T Clinton Portis??

 This could only happen to you, 26.

This could only happen to you, 26.

Well, according TMZ, thats what happened to #26 this morning in Charlotte. Read about it here